Enaged in a Dark Experience

This story is rare for its kind. I was one of those kids going into Jr's as a virgin. And was my rookie party a night for the books. 3 years ago playing Major Jr's. Some of my team mates and i decide to get drunk. Now i dont get drunk much. By the way, we were drinking Polar Ice Vodka. You know when Polar Ice gets busted out your in for a wild night. One of the vets hits up some sluts. The kind that crave for the rookie parties. I was introduced to one and there wasnt even a hug. She grabbs my ass for a hello. We get to drinking and finish off a handle. Her and i end up going behind some apartments and just getting naked in the grass. Its only 1130 am. I'm already fucked up as it is. She lays on the grass spread eagle. I didnt know what to do. I didnt have an assortment of positions yet. I mean i always saw pornstars hit it from the back. So thats what I felt i knew how to do. How hard can it be right??? Pretty fucking hard, I end of thrusting my cock in her pooper and getting about 4 pumps in. I didnt think i would ever see a girl cry having sex. She did... We end up leaving early, thanks to my inexperience.. Now we are finally on the way to the rookie party. The night is already epic. The night rolls on and i'm already reeling in some girl to go up stairs. I think i already knew what not to do. We get it going, she doesnt wanna bang. So i did something i havent done before; eat pussy. Welp lets just say i was on a roll with the assholes that night. LOCATION: WESTERN CANADA

The Faithful Black Belt

This is a story i told to my team mates on multiple teams on bus rides that really got a good buzz going. So it was my last night in my hometown before i had to report for training camp so like any good beauty would do i go out and get absolutley wrecked with all my boys. All night theres this black girl at the party and being from minny the black belt is a rare but gem of a play. So shes looking pretty good and as the night goes on i get the wheels rollin and by this time im already probably 12 beers deep saying anything and everything to this girl. So the end of the night rolls around and she asks me to give her a ride home being the gentlemen i am i drive her home drunk as a skunk. We get to her house and immediatley go down to her room. Within 5 min all clothes are off condom is out and its about to get wild. I think about it and i ask her are your parents home? and she says yea but dont worry about it. So i just get after it and start beatin cheeks. Shes gettin kinda loud with her moans but i was soo drunk i just went with it and didnt think much of it till i here a knock at the door. Im thinken ooo fuck her big black dad is gona come in here n one punch the shit out of me. sure enough i slide off the bed and in comes this big husky black guy. I try to be as quiet as possible but the way his daughter was screamin he knew i was in the room so he looks around and sees this skinny white kid naked on the floor next to the bed and all i hear is What in the FUCK. I immediatley get up grab my pants and pretty much sprint past him. He follows me up the stairs pretty much step for step and by the way im still naked with my pants in my hands i get to the door and yell sorry and he replies no your not and to be honest i really wasnt. I drove home naked and hammered with my first black belt and it was a treat. LOCATION: MINNESOTA

SCREAMIN and tag TEAMin

Well the night started off with us hanging out in the country. Having a good time. My friend was wanting me to take one for the team. What i didnt understand was how i was taking one for the team when my girl was 100 times hotter than his chick. My girl was from Sweeden and stereotypical swede at that; Blonde, u know, the waterworks. She kept on telling me how she doesnt do things with guys on the first night. Well fuck you know what that means, GREEN LIGHT.... At this point we were sitting on top of the hood. I was trying to make it seem as if i was interested in the stars and type of music she listened to. All i could really think about was runnin some pipe. We get back to the house and my buddy is laying in bed. I have to wake his ass up and tell him we are going to try a 3 some. As i'm trying to plan shit out i look on the ground and the buddy who told me to take one for the team is beating some skins on the ground. 5 mintutes roll by and hes hitting it from the back pulling some hair. The sex aroma must of been in the air because as soon as that happend little miss " I dont do things with a guy" starts making out with my buddy. I take the green light and start suckin on some titties, my signature move. as soon as i suck those raw a go straight for the VAG. in full force!! ended up making her scream and act just like a farm animal. I guess growing up around a farm the animals rubbed off on her. I wake up around 4 am. Thinking it was some sort animal that woke me, come to find out it was. It was her screamin to my buddy.
LOCATION: IOWA

3 Course Meal

As everyone knows the winters get long and cold in a hockey season. So one super fan added me on MSN. But she would do anything for me. So one cold November night I was craving 3 things strawberry milk, Tim Horton’s honey crullers, and a blowjob. So I call the girl over tell her to bring over a half dozen honey crullers and strawberry milk. Like clock work she rings my doorbell with the items in hand. We go down to my room. I agree to give her some of the honey crullers. One catch I put them on my penis like a ring. 3 on my dong and 3 for me. This easily could be the best experience of my life as I eat the donuts and sip some strawberry milk while I got domed up… I couldn’t decide what was better the blowjob or the honey cruel strawberry milk combo. LOCATION: Vancouver Island, B.C

Glass Cabin and Captain Stabbin

Partying in Alaska is like nowhere else just unbelievable , playing for
Alaska could very well be the most miserable place to play in the
league. Around Christmas time I asked for a trade. Before I go of
course the guys decide to have a little going away party at my
roommates glass cabin right off the ocean. If you have no idea the
glass cabin is its one huge bus stop totally enclosed, all glass and
pretty much the size of a typical cabin. Everyones having a great time
and feeling good. A close buddy on the team and I take a walk to the
ocean to throw in anything we can find. We realize its frozen for a
while and we are getting frustrated because we cant throw his cell
phone far enough to hit water. So while I watch him risk his life on
thin ice to retrieve his piece of shit nokia i get on a rampage because
I realize we both throw like a girl . We hike up the beach back to the
glass cabin. As we walk in another guy on a team(the creator of R.V.)
decides to throw beer cans on the floor. Being the loyal roommate I am
this doesnt sit well with my drunk ass so I tell him to pick it up, he
looks at me and tells me to go fuck myself. So I did what any loyal
roommate would do, I punched him in the head. He stumbled a little and
came back with a right that knocked me on my ass, we rolled around for
a bit before it was broke up. So while all this is going on it has
gotten pretty late so the boys decide to hit the hay in the real cabin
next door and leave me in the glass cabin with a beer, a fire, and a
donkey. Them knowing what was going to happen waited twenty mintues
and snuck out. The boys lined around the glass cabin and watched me go
to town with the donk in the glow of the fire. Me having the first lay
and scrap in the cabin in one night. It has been named after me. I
dont know about you but I think my last night in the AK was a success.
LOCATION: ALASKA

Bubble Wrap Bandit

Well I'm going to open this up for the fellow USHLers. Its around Christmas time in good old Nebraska. Some of us just hit up the strip club. But I wasn't eyeing the strippers. It was something about the cocktail waitress. As the night goes on I decide I wanted to atleast try. I played for the hockey team so she had to know whats up. It was pretty easy, matter in fact she leaves me her number on a napkin. I didnt even need to try. I tell her a friend was having a party the next night... Next night: She comes over by herself. A bunch of the boys are up stairs playing Xbox. She decides she wants to start taking shots of patrone. Now i wasnt a tequila drinker. So my sly slef decides to take a bottle of coke and act like it was a chaser. I take the shot and keep it in my mouth and spit it back in the bottle of coke. I'm sitting there while she starts to get drunk. Things get heated. I put her on the counter and take her top off, pierced nipples. The boys are up stairs just watching, and she new. I guess she is used to the attention.. We decide to go back to her place.. I'm waiting on the bed just hanging out. wondering where the hell is she.. 5 more minutes pass by and she comes out in a Bubble Wrap biking. Home made must i add. Walks towards me and asks. Wanna pop my bubbles??? Location: Nebraska

Instant Replay

A week before x mas break a few season s back my billet grand daughter came back from college. Now this lovely young lady face and body resembles a bulldog just horrible weighting in at good 185 face and teeth just horrible. I rather stick my dick in a meat grinder then put it any where near this atrocity. Well my roommate and I have over the team dirt bag who would bang a dead body like it was no big deal. He eats dinner with us his monster truck wheels start going with the skeez. We open some x mas presents earlier the lovely young future fat porn star gets you guessed it a video camera. Well her parents leave and my billets go to sleep we start watching a movie the dirt bag pulls me a side and says let me borrow your bed soo I can knock the dust of that box of hers. I agree under one condition he video tapes it soo I grab the camera put it on top of my TV aim towards the bed put it behind an extra visor throw some clothes on top of it. So its hidden, I put my face on camera make sure it works go back downstairs 34 seconds later dirt bag and the bulldog wonder into my room I sit and wait knowing there will be video of what is commencing upstairs well 20 minutes later they come down she leaves I run upstairs get the camera hook it up to the big screen and start watching… im fully disgusted watching my teammate take this over weight whale and throw her around my bed like it was god damn wrestling ring what was on the video I had nightmares over he did her every which way. I had a new respect for him I almost threw up watching the video him bang this war pig he actually DID IT. 20 minutes later she calls wondering where the camera is I tell dirt bag make sure he deletes the video. He says he does. Next half of the season is extremely awkward as the dumb bastard forgot to delete the video. My billet parents barley talk to me for 3 months. The father of the war pig sat me and my roommate down saying how disgusted he was and he we deserve to be thrown in jail. But her being legal and since its not against the law to be a whore he could do nothing. LOCATION: michigan

Police Frenzy

This was going through the grape vine. But i'm ballsy enough to tell. On a road trip about a year ago. We had 2 dirtballs on our team. We just gout done with a 2 week roadtrip. We wouldnt play a game for another 5 days. Our mission was to get wasted.. Well the dirtballs on the team decided to invite some girls over to the hotel. 2 ugly, greasy ones at that. They would always be chillin by our warm up spot in the stands.. Well its about 2 a.m. we try to sneak out of our room. we are coming down the elevator and we think we hear our coaches voice.. nope 2 cops. Come to find out that one of the girls is a runaway and also near underadge (hint hint). well The cops end up arresting the 2 girls. The dirtballs are left at the rink the next day from the team bus with trying to find their own way home. LOCATION: KANSAS

DUI's and Ride or Die Bitches

So lucky me, mid season the weekend we had off my little billet bro had a bantam tourney up north. So come Friday I had the house to myself . Friday night being a rookie I called over my bitty slammed it out. But Saturday I was gunna throw a rager for the boys. All the guys show up. First we start pre gaming then the donkeys roll thru on time of course. But half hour late trying to be fashionable” but being from this hick town its dam near impossible” the sluts just show up just drunk as skunks. Not only is one of these broads decent she is the billet coordinators daughter; I could careless. So she starts taking shots the hot girl I truly wanna bang is in my billet bros room with the meat on the team. I didn’t wanna ruin his game but I full well knew I could bang both these broads tonight no problem. So 7 tequila shots later the billet coordinators daughter is falling all over the place. Being the gentlemen I am I tell her we need to go upstairs 5 minutes later her pants off. Mind you my room is a loft soo within seconds I got 7 teammates around me, one mother fucker is tickling my feet to get back at me. I start bangin her I just want it to get over. I put on a show for the guy pullin her hair telling her to call MR. LONGSLONG; she has no problem yelling my fake name I can hear the boys giggling I blow my load go downstairs. Act like nothing happened. Now focusing on my mission to bang the hot broad down stairs. In the mean time kranzer takes my sloppy second into my billets downstairs bathroom. While I whisper sweet nothings into the hot broads ear. I hear a ruckus upstairs I knock on my upstairs bathroom. Kranzer fucks her like a champ. but I notice human fluid on the wall which isn’t ok with me. But kranzer can do no wrong soo I start yelling at the skank tell her to get the fuck out she leaves. I got downstairs once everyone leaves and I fuck a 2nd time to put the icing on the cake. To make all situations better,,, the little slut I kicked out got a DUI and not only did she get one she was a big enough champ not to rat me out. Now that’s a true ride or die bitch. LOCATION: ALASKA

THE DONT... a game for all to play

Around August or so our team would report to main camp. It's pretty hot in Minnesota around that time and after two a days and working your ass off a long night by the pool with the boys and throwin a few back is how it would end. Of course throwing a few girls in the mix is key. Throught the years we figured how to get the girls undressed quick and easy. Quite retarted how easy it was if you ask me. The name of the game was called "THE DONT". We called it the dont because,,, well girls dont like getting naked, So they tell us at the start of the game. We should just call the game, The Willing. Because girls were willing to do anything. How to play was simple. You need to have a pool basketball hoop. If i were to make a shot the girl had to do what i say. Now we couldnt go for the big play at the start of the game so we would start off slow. With an ass grab, run around the pool naked, grab a boob, and slowly but surely the girls were going skiing on the pool steps or as we would like to say Swimming laps (sex) Location: Minnesota

Taste of Another Persons Medicine

So.. Rookie party 2 years ago in Sask... About 30 kids on the team at the time. Some kid form Van. decides hes going to start talking to a girl who just got fake tits. The girl is only 18 and letting guys on the team go around the corner and touch her tits, poke em, and do whatever. Well I was one of the kids feeling on her tits. I say why not, if this isnt the time to take her up stairs. Then when is?? So i take her by the hand and say , lets go...She looked as if she hasnt seen the sun for days. Which makes sense because we are in damn Sask.. anyway on with the story. So we go upstairs. I didnt have a condom so she just gives me some head. Bad head at that. I decide to take matters into my own hands and beat it on her chest.. I walk down stairs and tell the guys what happened, and how I busted on her tits. kid from Van. hears she is upstairs by her self. He goes up, comes back after 10 minutes.. A kid from So cal. comes up with the idea that he had to of been suckin on her tits. I mean thats one of the first things you do. So the kid from Vancouver pokes his head over the railing and the cali kid yells " tell me you sucked on those tits, they are fake, you had to!!".. With full confidence and poise he smiles and said "fuck yeah i did". Without knowing that I busted all over those fake bombs. and he cleaned her up for me. LOCATION: SJHL

Video Debut

One late winter night I crashed over at one of my buddies place with a few of the guys. But my night isn’t complete its only 2am In Alaska. I call this sweet piece of ass I've been slammin for the past few weeks so I can bang one out. Well this skeez comes rollin thru with her skeez of a friend 45 minutes later drunk as if about 10 Indians stumbled downstairs into the basement. There’s my first credit of the night. So the other 3 hide behind the couch one in the basement. The one grabs a video camera. All I can think about is makin my peter north debut. Well she comes in. My buddy on the blow up bed is in heaven startin to get domed up. He gives me the thumbs up. The tv is on tom cruise and hes about to enter the danger zone and so am I my good sir‘s. I try to keep the kissin to a minium I get my hog going and I start poundin some skins as she starts moaning. Curts comes out the closet like a god damn steven spehlberg with the son of a bitches camera rollin. I am now an official porn star. I pound out for about 15 minutes. The other 2 are watching me go to town from behind the couch. I finish and colapse. My little sex kitten says the worst thing to say after i bust a bahemoth of a load on her. “We just made a baby.” with disgust and anger I tell her to get the fuck out and kick her out the house; she cant walk, shes soo drunk and her friend isn’t much better. next day of pracky we hook up the camera to the big screen that’s where I make my big screen debut. all you see me is pounding this lovely damn near UNDERADGED broad to the brink of death with lovely thrusts. This is one of my prouder momenuts of my life. LOCATION: ALASKA

Owners Daughter....No Big deal

The First rule when I was added on the team was no relations with anyone from the, front office staff daughters, or owners daughters.. Well fuck. whats the fun in that. First order of business was fininding out who these broads were so I could start planting the seeds and get the ball rolling. so you know after a game winner I would have something to plow.. First girl I run into was the owners daughter...This girl was like shooting fish in a barrel. Easy as can be. About 6 months into the season we get a party going at the billets house. Playoffs may I add. A couple buddies from the other team come. Its a chill night. Her and I get the ball rollin in the hot tub. I stand up with a boner in the hot tub. Its alright we are all da boyce. she takes my hand and we make it down stairs. Finger blasting away... as 10 minutes go by I here a stampede of guys coming down the stairs and knocking on the door yelling my name... Scared as shit, knowing that if i were to get caught i'd be sent home in the morning.. So her and i make way through the bedroom window and off to her car.. We thought it was the perfect idea.. I was raw dogin it and just smashing away for a good time, eatin some box, the whole 9 yards. As drunk as we were, we swore the doors were locked... 5 minutes later the trunk pops open and helllllllo to my linemate, and I look to the right and there was 4 others just smiling. Now she was freaking out.. not me I remained composed and whaled one away and got off all over her thighs.I hop out the car with a full steamer just pissing everywhere butt ass naked. My captain was is in aww. all 6 of us were laughing.. we made a pat right there that no one would find out........ But of course you have those tools that must tell others. court came on monday and may I add her brother was on our team and the fighter........... great times great times LOCATION: Washington

Parental Disturbance

After a nice clean sweep my buddies and I decided to go wheeling around the town. Trying to find a new piece of ass that wasn’t touched by any of the boys yet… On a alcoholic rampage we finally find some sweet bitties. Problem was only one was down for the ground and pound. With the intelligence of a hockey player two ideas came to mind. 1. We try to canoodle our way and try to get a couple tug jobs out of it or possibly a slay sesh. 2. One of us goes for it and a couple of us get a show.. The show is what we chose. My buddies decided to head back to the billets and set up shop for the show. As I started dancing around with smooth words and a getting her liquored up she gave in. Getting her to think I was a local celebrity and possibly going to the show, and if there was ever a chance of us being together I would get her out of the shit hole town that she was in now… Any way, to the billets we went. I go into the house to see if the coast was clear. So happens that Alvy is on the floor in a drunken slumber passed out. In a rush we come up with the brilliant idea of piling pillows and blankets on him…The scene was now set. The other 2 hop in the closet.. She comes in and we start getting at it.. . For about 30 minutes I start slamming ass hard.. Throwing out all the stops. Trying to make things as loud as I could. Due to the fact of rummaging and laughter in the closet.. As I pull out the reverse cowgirl I see bright lights in the driveway.. As I don’t mind the lights as I am in to the movement of her tits in my face, my teammate storms out of the closet. MY Billet Parents are home!!! I think quick. Throw the girl off the bed, which happened to be onto my friend passed out in a drunken slumber. Of course he wakes up. To a voluptuous ass in his face at that… The girl in a daze asks “ have they been there the whole time” to my quick thinking; which us hockey players posses. I say “ no they just walked in”. at that time my other teammate walks out of the closet. Still with no clue as to what was going on, my Jr a. babe runs into the bathroom. As she is in shock she proceeds to give a blowjob (best ever may I add) . . As to if the event that just took place never occurred. The night ended as I walked her to her car exchanging a nice finger blast session and a kiss on the cheek. LOCATION: British Columbia