Thursday, July 30, 2009

DUI's and Ride or Die Bitches

So lucky me, mid season the weekend we had off my little billet bro had a bantam tourney up north. So come Friday I had the house to myself . Friday night being a rookie I called over my bitty slammed it out. But Saturday I was gunna throw a rager for the boys. All the guys show up. First we start pre gaming then the donkeys roll thru on time of course. But half hour late trying to be fashionable” but being from this hick town its dam near impossible” the sluts just show up just drunk as skunks. Not only is one of these broads decent she is the billet coordinators daughter; I could careless. So she starts taking shots the hot girl I truly wanna bang is in my billet bros room with the meat on the team. I didn’t wanna ruin his game but I full well knew I could bang both these broads tonight no problem. So 7 tequila shots later the billet coordinators daughter is falling all over the place. Being the gentlemen I am I tell her we need to go upstairs 5 minutes later her pants off. Mind you my room is a loft soo within seconds I got 7 teammates around me, one mother fucker is tickling my feet to get back at me. I start bangin her I just want it to get over. I put on a show for the guy pullin her hair telling her to call MR. LONGSLONG; she has no problem yelling my fake name I can hear the boys giggling I blow my load go downstairs. Act like nothing happened. Now focusing on my mission to bang the hot broad down stairs. In the mean time kranzer takes my sloppy second into my billets downstairs bathroom. While I whisper sweet nothings into the hot broads ear. I hear a ruckus upstairs I knock on my upstairs bathroom. Kranzer fucks her like a champ. but I notice human fluid on the wall which isn’t ok with me. But kranzer can do no wrong soo I start yelling at the skank tell her to get the fuck out she leaves. I got downstairs once everyone leaves and I fuck a 2nd time to put the icing on the cake. To make all situations better,,, the little slut I kicked out got a DUI and not only did she get one she was a big enough champ not to rat me out. Now that’s a true ride or die bitch. LOCATION: ALASKA

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