Bubble Wrap Bandit

Well I'm going to open this up for the fellow USHLers. Its around Christmas time in good old Nebraska. Some of us just hit up the strip club. But I wasn't eyeing the strippers. It was something about the cocktail waitress. As the night goes on I decide I wanted to atleast try. I played for the hockey team so she had to know whats up. It was pretty easy, matter in fact she leaves me her number on a napkin. I didnt even need to try. I tell her a friend was having a party the next night... Next night: She comes over by herself. A bunch of the boys are up stairs playing Xbox. She decides she wants to start taking shots of patrone. Now i wasnt a tequila drinker. So my sly slef decides to take a bottle of coke and act like it was a chaser. I take the shot and keep it in my mouth and spit it back in the bottle of coke. I'm sitting there while she starts to get drunk. Things get heated. I put her on the counter and take her top off, pierced nipples. The boys are up stairs just watching, and she new. I guess she is used to the attention.. We decide to go back to her place.. I'm waiting on the bed just hanging out. wondering where the hell is she.. 5 more minutes pass by and she comes out in a Bubble Wrap biking. Home made must i add. Walks towards me and asks. Wanna pop my bubbles??? Location: Nebraska