Friday, July 31, 2009

The Faithful Black Belt

This is a story i told to my team mates on multiple teams on bus rides that really got a good buzz going. So it was my last night in my hometown before i had to report for training camp so like any good beauty would do i go out and get absolutley wrecked with all my boys. All night theres this black girl at the party and being from minny the black belt is a rare but gem of a play. So shes looking pretty good and as the night goes on i get the wheels rollin and by this time im already probably 12 beers deep saying anything and everything to this girl. So the end of the night rolls around and she asks me to give her a ride home being the gentlemen i am i drive her home drunk as a skunk. We get to her house and immediatley go down to her room. Within 5 min all clothes are off condom is out and its about to get wild. I think about it and i ask her are your parents home? and she says yea but dont worry about it. So i just get after it and start beatin cheeks. Shes gettin kinda loud with her moans but i was soo drunk i just went with it and didnt think much of it till i here a knock at the door. Im thinken ooo fuck her big black dad is gona come in here n one punch the shit out of me. sure enough i slide off the bed and in comes this big husky black guy. I try to be as quiet as possible but the way his daughter was screamin he knew i was in the room so he looks around and sees this skinny white kid naked on the floor next to the bed and all i hear is What in the FUCK. I immediatley get up grab my pants and pretty much sprint past him. He follows me up the stairs pretty much step for step and by the way im still naked with my pants in my hands i get to the door and yell sorry and he replies no your not and to be honest i really wasnt. I drove home naked and hammered with my first black belt and it was a treat. LOCATION: MINNESOTA

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