Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Owners Daughter....No Big deal

The First rule when I was added on the team was no relations with anyone from the, front office staff daughters, or owners daughters.. Well fuck. whats the fun in that. First order of business was fininding out who these broads were so I could start planting the seeds and get the ball rolling. so you know after a game winner I would have something to plow.. First girl I run into was the owners daughter...This girl was like shooting fish in a barrel. Easy as can be. About 6 months into the season we get a party going at the billets house. Playoffs may I add. A couple buddies from the other team come. Its a chill night. Her and I get the ball rollin in the hot tub. I stand up with a boner in the hot tub. Its alright we are all da boyce. she takes my hand and we make it down stairs. Finger blasting away... as 10 minutes go by I here a stampede of guys coming down the stairs and knocking on the door yelling my name... Scared as shit, knowing that if i were to get caught i'd be sent home in the morning.. So her and i make way through the bedroom window and off to her car.. We thought it was the perfect idea.. I was raw dogin it and just smashing away for a good time, eatin some box, the whole 9 yards. As drunk as we were, we swore the doors were locked... 5 minutes later the trunk pops open and helllllllo to my linemate, and I look to the right and there was 4 others just smiling. Now she was freaking out.. not me I remained composed and whaled one away and got off all over her thighs.I hop out the car with a full steamer just pissing everywhere butt ass naked. My captain was is in aww. all 6 of us were laughing.. we made a pat right there that no one would find out........ But of course you have those tools that must tell others. court came on monday and may I add her brother was on our team and the fighter........... great times great times LOCATION: Washington

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  3. Please take this off whoever wrote this. Coach Read this and called me. So call me and get this off the net. #28

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  5. As a fan of your team this is probably one of the most unclassy and disgusting things I've ever read... a complete disgrace to the program. This is a small town and news of this sort of thing travels fast. Definitely changes my opinion of the team and the involvement they should have in the community. Time to grow up, you should be embarassed that you even thought about posting this.

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  6. haha i love how disgusted that last person is. were hockey players get over it. And RV better not that this off this is classic.

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