Glass Cabin and Captain Stabbin

Partying in Alaska is like nowhere else just unbelievable , playing for
Alaska could very well be the most miserable place to play in the
league. Around Christmas time I asked for a trade. Before I go of
course the guys decide to have a little going away party at my
roommates glass cabin right off the ocean. If you have no idea the
glass cabin is its one huge bus stop totally enclosed, all glass and
pretty much the size of a typical cabin. Everyones having a great time
and feeling good. A close buddy on the team and I take a walk to the
ocean to throw in anything we can find. We realize its frozen for a
while and we are getting frustrated because we cant throw his cell
phone far enough to hit water. So while I watch him risk his life on
thin ice to retrieve his piece of shit nokia i get on a rampage because
I realize we both throw like a girl . We hike up the beach back to the
glass cabin. As we walk in another guy on a team(the creator of R.V.)
decides to throw beer cans on the floor. Being the loyal roommate I am
this doesnt sit well with my drunk ass so I tell him to pick it up, he
looks at me and tells me to go fuck myself. So I did what any loyal
roommate would do, I punched him in the head. He stumbled a little and
came back with a right that knocked me on my ass, we rolled around for
a bit before it was broke up. So while all this is going on it has
gotten pretty late so the boys decide to hit the hay in the real cabin
next door and leave me in the glass cabin with a beer, a fire, and a
donkey. Them knowing what was going to happen waited twenty mintues
and snuck out. The boys lined around the glass cabin and watched me go
to town with the donk in the glow of the fire. Me having the first lay
and scrap in the cabin in one night. It has been named after me. I
dont know about you but I think my last night in the AK was a success.
LOCATION: ALASKA